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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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turntechgoddamnit:


Deuce: I dunno son, I might be a little upset if I had two weenies.

I fucking love stabdads. I love sollux. I love deuce. 

turntechgoddamnit:

Deuce: I dunno son, I might be a little upset if I had two weenies.

I fucking love stabdads. I love sollux. I love deuce. 

sopsketch:

OKAY SO

i really like hemospectrum flip things, especially Hemostuck were the entire social order is switched; but Kanaya always seems to be stuck in the middle

so one day i was like WHAT IF

YOU TOOK THE HEMOSPECTRUM AND JUST

FLIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE

AND TOOK JADE BLOOD AND JUST

PULLED IT UP

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like so

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Eridan is at the same level as Aradia here

Feferi is the once-a-generation, lowest-of-the-low mutant; Karkat is the much rarer, only-happened-like-a-handful-of-times-in-history mutant (his blood color is taken as an omen of immense change coming)

because of reasons, Jade bloods are in control (runnin around in the sun and junk)

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Kanaya is the Heir Apparent, caretaker of the Mother Grub, head of the Jade Court in the Palace of the Sun (or something like that)

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her weapon is a double sided chainsaw staff

she still loves fashion; here, her personal tastes dictate the taste of the court, and by extension influence the current generation

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HOLY FUCK THIS IS FUN

i’m gonna draw more of her dresses, and then the other trolls :D

I’m not entirely sure what my hair is doing but I definitely like it.

I’m not entirely sure what my hair is doing but I definitely like it.

fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

mariaandherproblems:

pp222tgamzeekk2teal2hand2:

What’s really happening during the giga pause

hussie give it up

mariaandherproblems:

pp222tgamzeekk2teal2hand2:

What’s really happening during the giga pause

hussie give it up

medamaudee:

who gave these boys weapons

medamaudee:

who gave these boys weapons

whitmerule:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

Tagged: #feminism

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