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shinigamiraz:

why is moving out and getting a place of my own less scary than going to college?

I’m sorry, and I understand this is a serious post and I don’t even follow you, but I read that as “moving out and getting a place and an owl” and I was just “Well obviously one is better. Owls are cool as fuck”
Then I reread it.
But I hope you can get an owl anyway, even if its stuffed, because owls are awesome.

Tagged: #parp

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

Tagged: #omfg

Did it 10,000

Did it 10,000

Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

@Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

scorpiobent:

remember when a ten year old tried to kill himself over bullying and bronies claimed it was a show of the oppression that they, as adult men, suffer daily by having people tell them they’re gross

like a fucking 10 yr old would call himself a brony

Tagged: #mlp

awesomealfry:

It is alright to enjoy something not aimed towards your demographic. it is fine for you to wish for some merchandise aimed towards a broader demographic (eg: shirts, posters, plushes, figurines etc)

It is NOT alright to take over the thing and make it completely about YOU. It is NOT ALRIGHT to make the thing UNSAFE for the INTENDED DEMOGRAPHIC.

There is a BIG DIFFERENCE between wanted to be Included and wanting to TAKE OVER.

Tagged: #mlp

snaggypax:

svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

ron

Tagged: #omfg #video

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.